Get Ghosted | AQUARIUS | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie
GET GHOSTED | SIGNS AS GHOSTS HOODIE COLLECTION
♒ AQUARIUS: "I HAUNT IDEAS, NOT PEOPLE." 🌊👻
January 20 - February 18
Some ghosts haunt houses, rattle chains, and spend eternity terrifying the living.
Aquarius thinks that's some seriously outdated paranormal bullshit.
Meet the afterlife's most independent, eccentric, brilliantly unpredictable little supernatural mad scientist.
Aquarius doesn't follow the rules. Aquarius questions who wrote them, rewrites them, invents a completely unnecessary alternative, and then wonders why everyone else is being so difficult.
NORMAL IS BORING. BEING DEAD IS JUST ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO GET WEIRD.
Armed with cosmic energy, an enchanted water jug, and enough questionable inventions to violate every safety regulation in the spirit world, Aquarius has decided traditional haunting methods are obsolete.
Why float through walls when you could invent teleportation?
Why whisper during a séance when you could launch your own paranormal podcast?
Why scare the living when you could convince them their refrigerator has developed artificial intelligence?
AND WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SO CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT'S NORMAL?!
While Aries fights demons, Taurus sleeps, Gemini argues with itself, Leo demands worship, Virgo organizes everything, and Capricorn schedules mandatory meetings...
Aquarius has invented a machine that allows ghosts to argue with Wi-Fi routers.
And somehow, it works.
THE AQUARIUS GHOST SURVIVAL GUIDE:
♒ Independent: Refuses to follow the haunting manual. Probably wrote a better one.
🧠 Inventive: Created 47 paranormal devices. Three are useful. The others are under investigation.
👻 Unpredictable: Might solve the mysteries of the universe or spend six hours arguing with a toaster.
🌌 Eccentric: Thinks being called weird is a compliment.
💀 Rebellious: Banned from the afterlife's homeowners association for installing a supernatural particle accelerator.
HOODIE FEATURES:
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Official Get Ghosted logo featuring Clyde on the front.
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Full-size Aquarius ghost artwork on the back.
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Cosmic water effects, mystical ruins, and colorful paranormal chaos.
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Bold neon graffiti-inspired zodiac styling.
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Part of our 12-sign Signs As Ghosts hoodie collection.
WARNING: Wearing this hoodie may cause spontaneous inventions, philosophical arguments with household appliances, and the uncontrollable urge to explain why everyone else is doing everything wrong.
YOUR SIGN WAS A PROBLEM WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE. DEATH DIDN'T FIX IT.
GET GHOSTED. STAY RIDICULOUS.
A proudly unserious creation from El Paso Ghost Tours, bringing you haunted history and questionable paranormal decisions since 2008.
elpasoghosttours.com
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: elpasoghosttours
- Email: contact@support.shop.elpasoghosttours.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Get Ghosted | AQUARIUS | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
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L
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29
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23
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XL
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30
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25
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2XL
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31
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26
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3XL
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32
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28
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