Get Ghosted | CAPRICORN | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie
GET GHOSTED | SIGNS AS GHOSTS HOODIE COLLECTION
ā CAPRICORN: "I HAUNT GOALS, NOT PEOPLE." šš»
December 22 - January 19
Some ghosts spend eternity floating through hallways, rattling chains, and scaring unsuspecting homeowners.
Capricorn thinks that's a complete fucking waste of time.
Meet the afterlife's most ambitious, stubborn, overachieving little workaholic. This ghost didn't spend an entire lifetime climbing the ladder of success just to die and start haunting somebody's basement for free.
REST IN PEACE? SORRY, THAT'S NOT ON THE SCHEDULE.
Capricorn has goals. Deadlines. Performance reviews. A five-year plan. And apparently, a mortgage on a haunted castle.
While the other zodiac ghosts are busy causing supernatural chaos, Capricorn has already established a paranormal corporation, promoted themselves to CEO, and scheduled mandatory productivity meetings for everyone in the graveyard.
DEATH ISN'T AN EXCUSE FOR MISSING YOUR QUARTERLY TARGETS!
Aries is fighting demons, Taurus is sleeping, Gemini is arguing with itself, Cancer is defending loved ones, Leo is demanding a throne, Virgo is reorganizing the afterlife, Libra is negotiating peace, Scorpio is plotting revenge, and Sagittarius has disappeared somewhere near Roswell.
Capricorn?
Capricorn has already filed everybody's performance evaluations.
And somehow, Gary received Employee of the Month.
THE CAPRICORN GHOST SURVIVAL GUIDE:
š Ambitious: Has a ten-year career plan despite being dead since 1892.
š Disciplined: Schedules hauntings between conference calls.
š» Determined: Will climb a cursed mountain just to prove it can be done.
š Workaholic: Refuses to cross over until the paperwork is finished.
š° Financially Responsible: Charges demons consulting fees and sends invoices to exorcists.
HOODIE FEATURES:
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Official Get Ghosted logo featuring Clyde on the front.
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Full-size Capricorn ghost artwork on the back.
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Horned ghost, icy mountain fortress, haunted architecture, and supernatural productivity chaos.
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Bold, frosted graffiti-inspired lettering.
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Part of our 12-sign Signs As Ghosts hoodie collection.
WARNING: Wearing this hoodie may result in excessive ambition, unsolicited financial advice, and scheduling a staff meeting during your own funeral.
YOUR SIGN WAS A PROBLEM WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE. DEATH DIDN'T FIX IT.
GET GHOSTED. STAY RIDICULOUS.
A proudly unserious creation from El Paso Ghost Tours, bringing you real haunted history and questionable paranormal decisions since 2008.
elpasoghosttours.com
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: elpasoghosttours
- Email: contact@support.shop.elpasoghosttours.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Get Ghosted | CAPRICORN | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
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L
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29
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23
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XL
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30
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25
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2XL
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31
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26
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3XL
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32
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28
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