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Get Ghosted | TAURUS | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie

$759.65 MXN (plus tax)

GET GHOSTED | SIGNS AS GHOSTS HOODIE COLLECTION

ā™‰ TAURUS: "I'M DEAD. I'M STILL NOT GETTING OUT OF BED." šŸ›ŒšŸ‘»

April 20 ā€“ May 20

Some ghosts roam haunted hallways searching for unfinished business. Others spend eternity terrifying the living.

Taurus has unfinished business too. There's still pizza in the fridge, and nobody's changing the damn channel.

Meet the afterlife's most stubborn, snack-obsessed, professionally lazy paranormal couch potato.

Taurus has been dead for years, but absolutely nothing has changed. The blankets are warm, the snacks are within reach, and the supernatural world can kindly screw off until after the next episode.

REST IN PEACE? FINALLY, SOMETHING I CAN GET BEHIND.

While Aries is starting fights with demons, Taurus is aggressively ignoring the entire situation from underneath six blankets.

The Taurus Ghost Survival Guide:

šŸ• Food Motivated: Will manifest for pizza. Not for an exorcism.

šŸ›ļø Stubborn: Hasn't left the bed since 1892. Not starting now.

šŸ‘» Loyal: Will haunt the same couch for eternity.

šŸ’€ Possessive: Touch the snacks and become the next haunting.

šŸ“ŗ Motivation: Currently unavailable. Try again after the nap.

Hoodie features:

  • Official Get Ghosted logo featuring Clyde on the front.

  • Full-size Taurus ghost artwork on the back.

  • Glowing cartoon details, ghost snacks, blankets, and spectacular laziness.

  • Part of our 12-sign Signs As Ghosts hoodie collection.

  • Perfect for Taurus personalities, professional nappers, snack enthusiasts, and anyone who considers getting out of bed a personal attack.

WARNING: Wearing this hoodie may cause excessive napping, territorial behavior around refrigerators, and aggressive resistance to productivity.

YOUR SIGN WAS A PROBLEM WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE. DEATH DIDN'T FIX IT.

GET GHOSTED. STAY RIDICULOUS.

A proudly unserious creation from El Paso Ghost Tours, bringing you real haunted history and questionable paranormal decisions since 2008.

elpasoghosttours.com

Select color: Navy Blazer

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Get Ghosted | TAURUS | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

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