Get Ghosted | LIBRA | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie
GET GHOSTED | SIGNS AS GHOSTS HOODIE COLLECTION
♎ LIBRA: "I HAUNT THE CHAOS AND KEEP THE BALANCE." ⚖️👻
September 23 – October 22
Some ghosts haunt houses. Others haunt people.
Libra is trying to keep the entire fucking afterlife from falling apart while simultaneously being unable to decide which ghost to haunt first.
Meet the supernatural diplomat with impeccable taste, questionable decision-making skills, and an unhealthy obsession with making everything fair.
Libra wants peace, harmony, beautiful surroundings, and absolutely no drama.
Unfortunately, Libra is dating the drama, best friends with the chaos, and somehow responsible for keeping both under control.
While Aries is starting fights, Taurus is sleeping through them, Gemini is arguing with itself, Cancer is taking everything personally, Leo is demanding a throne, and Virgo is filing complaints, Libra is desperately trying to restore order.
REST IN PEACE? I'D LOVE TO, BUT EVERYONE KEEPS BEING AN ASSHOLE!
THE LIBRA GHOST SURVIVAL GUIDE:
⚖️ Indecisive: Has spent three centuries deciding which house to haunt.
💖 Charming: Could convince an exorcist to apologize for interrupting.
👻 Peacekeeper: Will negotiate a ceasefire between two demons arguing over a parking space.
💀 People Pleaser: Says yes to every séance, then complains about being overbooked.
🔥 Secret Chaos Agent: Claims to hate drama but somehow knows every detail.
HOODIE FEATURES:
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Official Get Ghosted logo featuring Clyde on the front.
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Full-size Libra ghost artwork on the back.
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Ornate golden scales balancing chaos and harmony.
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Vibrant cosmic colors, glowing accents, celestial decorations, and supernatural attitude.
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Part of our 12-sign Signs As Ghosts hoodie collection.
WARNING: Wearing this hoodie may cause excessive overthinking, compulsive people-pleasing, and spending 47 minutes deciding what to order for dinner before choosing the same damn thing as last time.
YOUR SIGN WAS A PROBLEM WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE. DEATH DIDN'T FIX IT.
GET GHOSTED. STAY RIDICULOUS.
A proudly unserious creation from El Paso Ghost Tours, bringing you real haunted history and questionable paranormal decisions since 2008.
elpasoghosttours.com
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: elpasoghosttours
- Email: contact@support.shop.elpasoghosttours.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Get Ghosted | LIBRA | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
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L
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29
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23
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XL
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30
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25
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2XL
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31
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26
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3XL
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32
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28
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