Get Ghosted | VIRGO | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie
GET GHOSTED | SIGNS AS GHOSTS HOODIE COLLECTION
♍ VIRGO: "I HAUNT THE MESS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO." 📋👻
August 23 – September 22
Some ghosts spend eternity rattling chains, slamming doors, and terrifying unsuspecting homeowners.
Virgo is too busy reorganizing the fucking afterlife because apparently NOBODY knows how to put anything back where it belongs.
Meet the supernatural perfectionist who's been dead for years but still can't relax because somebody alphabetized the spell books incorrectly.
Virgo doesn't believe in random hauntings. Every unexplained noise requires documentation, every floating object must be returned to its designated shelf, and every demonic possession needs to be scheduled at least 48 hours in advance.
REST IN PEACE? NOT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS CLEAN AND ORGANIZED!
While Aries is fighting demons, Taurus is asleep, Gemini is arguing with itself, Cancer is holding grudges, and Leo is demanding royal treatment, Virgo is standing in the corner with a clipboard, silently judging every single one of them.
THE VIRGO GHOST SURVIVAL GUIDE:
📋 Perfectionist: Your haunting has been rejected due to improper formatting.
🧹 Organized: Even the skeletons in the closet are sorted alphabetically.
👻 Detail-Oriented: Will notice one crooked picture frame from the other side of the house.
💀 Overthinker: Has prepared a 47-page investigation report explaining why your séance was inefficient.
☕ Judgmental: Doesn't hate you. Just hates absolutely everything about how you arranged your furniture.
HOODIE FEATURES:
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Official Get Ghosted logo featuring Clyde on the front.
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Full-size Virgo ghost artwork on the back.
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Chaotic occult study, organized spell books, glowing candles, checklists, and a deeply unimpressed black cat.
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Vibrant purple, teal, and green graffiti-inspired details.
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Part of our 12-sign Signs As Ghosts hoodie collection.
WARNING: Wearing this hoodie may cause excessive list-making, unsolicited organizational advice, and an overwhelming urge to correct other people's grammar.
YOUR SIGN WAS A PROBLEM WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE. DEATH DIDN'T FIX IT.
GET GHOSTED. STAY RIDICULOUS.
A proudly unserious creation from El Paso Ghost Tours, bringing you real haunted history and questionable paranormal decisions since 2008.
elpasoghosttours.com
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: elpasoghosttours
- Email: contact@support.shop.elpasoghosttours.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Get Ghosted | VIRGO | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
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L
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29
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23
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XL
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30
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25
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2XL
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31
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26
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3XL
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32
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28
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