Get Ghosted | SCORPIO | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie
GET GHOSTED | SIGNS AS GHOSTS HOODIE COLLECTION
ā SCORPIO: "I DON'T JUST HAUNT. I REMEMBER." š¦š»
October 23 - November 21
Some ghosts rattle chains. Others slam doors or whisper creepy messages in the middle of the night.
Scorpio doesn't need any of that shit. Scorpio has RECEIPTS.
Meet the afterlife's most suspicious, emotionally intense, revenge-loving little nightmare.
Scorpio might forgive you. Eventually. Possibly. Probably not.
But forgetting? NOT A FUCKING CHANCE.
That embarrassing thing you said in 2009? Remembered.
That friend who betrayed you in 2016? On the list.
That person who said, "It's not you, it's me"?
Congratulations. You've unlocked a lifetime haunting. And Scorpio's already dead, so good luck waiting that one out.
While Aries is fighting demons, Taurus is sleeping, Gemini is arguing with itself, Cancer is protecting loved ones, Leo is demanding worship, Virgo is organizing the graveyard, and Libra is negotiating world peace, Scorpio is sitting quietly in the shadows.
Taking notes.
Planning revenge.
AND REMEMBERING EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL.
THE SCORPIO GHOST SURVIVAL GUIDE:
š¦ Grudge Holder: Has receipts dating back to the Victorian era.
š» Mysterious: Knows your secrets. Refuses to explain how.
š Loyal: Will protect their friends for eternity. Their enemies should probably relocate.
š„ Intense: Can turn an awkward conversation into a supernatural interrogation.
š Excellent Memory: Still remembers who ate the last slice of pizza in 1897.
HOODIE FEATURES:
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Official Get Ghosted logo featuring Clyde on the front.
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Full-size Scorpio ghost artwork on the back.
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Blood-red moon, gothic ruins, scorpions, occult details, and an extremely judgmental black cat.
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Bold red-and-purple graffiti-inspired artwork.
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Part of our 12-sign Signs As Ghosts hoodie collection.
WARNING: Wearing this hoodie may result in suspiciously accurate memory, elaborate revenge fantasies, and an inability to let that one stupid comment from 2004 go.
YOUR SIGN WAS A PROBLEM WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE. DEATH DIDN'T FIX IT.
GET GHOSTED. STAY RIDICULOUS.
A proudly unserious creation from El Paso Ghost Tours, bringing you real haunted history and questionable paranormal decisions since 2008.
elpasoghosttours.com
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: elpasoghosttours
- Email: contact@support.shop.elpasoghosttours.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Get Ghosted | SCORPIO | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
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L
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29
|
23
|
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XL
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30
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25
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2XL
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31
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26
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3XL
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32
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28
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