Get Ghosted | CANCER | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie
GET GHOSTED | SIGNS AS GHOSTS HOODIE COLLECTION
ā CANCER: "I HAUNT PEOPLE WHO HURT THE ONES I CARE ABOUT." š¦š»
June 21 ā July 22
Some ghosts haunt houses. Others haunt graveyards.
Cancer has a very specific list of people who need to be haunted, and you've apparently made the fucking list.
Meet the afterlife's most emotionally complicated little crab ghost. Part sweetheart, part supernatural security system, and entirely too good at remembering who hurt their feelings in 1997.
Cancer doesn't want trouble. Cancer wants a cozy blanket, a warm drink, their favorite people nearby, and absolutely nobody disturbing their peace.
Unfortunately, somebody made Bonnie cry.
THE HAUNTING IS NOW PERSONAL.
While Aries is fighting strangers, Taurus is refusing to leave bed, and Gemini is arguing with itself, Cancer is quietly planning an emotionally devastating haunting against someone who was rude to their best friend six years ago.
THE CANCER GHOST SURVIVAL GUIDE:
š¦ Protective: Mess with their loved ones and discover why the afterlife has no restraining orders.
š Emotional: Will cry during your exorcism, then haunt you for making them cry.
š» Loyal: Your ride-or-die friend. Literally.
šļø Homebody: Their haunted house has better blankets than your living room.
š Grudge Holder: Forgiveness is possible. Forgetting? Not in this lifetime. Or the next.
HOODIE FEATURES:
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Official Get Ghosted logo featuring Clyde on the front.
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Full-size Cancer ghost artwork on the back.
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Crab-inspired cartoon mascot, cozy blankets, and colorful paranormal chaos.
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Bold statement artwork with the slogan "I Haunt People Who Hurt the Ones I Care About."
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Part of our 12-sign Signs As Ghosts hoodie collection.
WARNING: Wearing this hoodie may result in excessive emotional attachment, defending your friends against imaginary enemies, and haunting people who leave you on read.
YOUR SIGN WAS A PROBLEM WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE. DEATH DIDN'T FIX IT.
GET GHOSTED. STAY RIDICULOUS.
A proudly unserious creation from El Paso Ghost Tours, bringing you real haunted history and questionable paranormal decisions since 2008.
elpasoghosttours.com
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: elpasoghosttours
- Email: contact@support.shop.elpasoghosttours.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Get Ghosted | CANCER | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
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L
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29
|
23
|
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XL
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30
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25
|
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2XL
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31
|
26
|
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3XL
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32
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28
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