Get Ghosted | PISCES | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie
GET GHOSTED | SIGNS AS GHOSTS HOODIE COLLECTION
♓ PISCES: "I HAUNT DREAMS, NOT PROBLEMS." 🌊👻
February 19 - March 20
Some ghosts haunt houses, rattle chains, and spend eternity terrifying the living.
Pisces? Pisces is somewhere underwater having an emotional breakdown over a fish that looked sad.
Meet the afterlife's most imaginative, emotionally overloaded, hopelessly romantic little supernatural daydreamer.
Pisces doesn't want drama. Pisces wants peace, beautiful dreams, deep conversations, and someone who understands why they cried during a commercial for pet food.
REST IN PEACE? I WOULD, BUT I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT EVERYTHING!
Armed with an enchanted trident, mystical ocean powers, and enough emotional baggage to sink the Titanic twice, Pisces has abandoned ordinary hauntings to explore the deepest corners of the supernatural imagination.
While other ghosts are busy terrifying homeowners, Pisces is writing poetry about the moon, befriending haunted jellyfish, and falling hopelessly in love with someone they met during a séance.
AND YES, THEY'VE ALREADY PLANNED THE WEDDING.
While Aries starts fights, Taurus sleeps, Gemini argues with itself, Cancer protects everyone, Leo demands attention, Virgo organizes the afterlife, Libra maintains balance, Scorpio plots revenge, Sagittarius gets lost near Roswell, Capricorn runs a corporation, and Aquarius invents machines nobody understands...
Pisces is crying because the ghost ship sailed away without saying goodbye.
THE PISCES GHOST SURVIVAL GUIDE:
🌊 Emotional: Has cried during three exorcisms. Two weren't even theirs.
💖 Hopeless Romantic: Fell in love with a mermaid, a pirate ghost, and the exorcist. All before lunch.
👻 Dreamer: Has spent 200 years imagining a conversation that never happened.
🐟 Compassionate: Will apologize to the demon currently trying to possess them.
💀 Escapist: Doesn't avoid problems. Just moves to another dimension where they don't exist.
HOODIE FEATURES:
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Official Get Ghosted logo featuring Clyde on the front.
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Full-size Pisces ghost artwork on the back.
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Glowing mystical fish, enchanted trident, cosmic water effects, and colorful underwater chaos.
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Bold neon graffiti-inspired zodiac styling.
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Part of our 12-sign Signs As Ghosts hoodie collection.
WARNING: Wearing this hoodie may cause excessive daydreaming, spontaneous emotional attachments, and crying because a cartoon character looked lonely.
YOUR SIGN WAS A PROBLEM WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE. DEATH DIDN'T FIX IT.
GET GHOSTED. STAY RIDICULOUS.
A proudly unserious creation from El Paso Ghost Tours, bringing you real haunted history and questionable paranormal decisions since 2008.
elpasoghosttours.com
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: elpasoghosttours
- Email: contact@support.shop.elpasoghosttours.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Get Ghosted | PISCES | Signs As Ghosts Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
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L
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29
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23
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XL
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30
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25
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2XL
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31
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26
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3XL
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32
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28
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